- Watch videos of people building log cabins from scratch, and then think about how you’ll never be enough of a man to do something like that.
- Look through the IMDb Top 250 and get angry when you realize that Space Jam isn’t on it.
- Watch scenes from the few couple seasons of Game of Thrones on YouTube.
- Watch scenes from the final season of Game of Thrones on YouTube and become upset.
- Become clinically addicted to a video game.
- Listen to an entire podcast mini-series, and then forget every single detail within a week.
- Become so invested in the NFL Draft that your friends and family become afraid for your health.
- Learn a new language without having to be embarrassed when you try to practice in real life.
- Check your student loan debt for a sober realization about your future.
- Research the minimum amount of money to open a savings account.
- Break down and try to earn a TikTok dance.
- Type “trailer” into the YouTube search and see what comes up.
- Look up dogs for adoption and think of better names than they’re listed as.
- Watch online tutorials to perfect your grilling skills even though you don’t own a grill.
- Become a “hot sauce guy.”
- Get into internet arguments about the hidden themes in Incredibles 2.
- Watch a SB Nation sports documentary every hour.
- Try to find out what a “NASDAQ” is.
- Doze off on the couch while watching a documentary about World War II, thus passing your final test to become a suburban, American dad.
- Go on eBay for the first time since 2011.
- Zoom all of your friends and have an awkward call where your screens keep freezing and everyone is talking over one another.
- Watch a video on the opposite of your political views and get angry and scared, and then watch a video that agrees with your views and feel safe and happy.
- Look up people you went to high school with on social media. (Results may vary.)
- Watch endless cooking shows on YouTube while all you have in your fridge are four beers and half a bag of parmesan cheese.
- Try to find out if there are ways to make paper towels from scratch.
- Create an elaborate pros-and-cons chart to determine which food delivery app is best.
- Watch old episodes of Parts Unknown and fantasize about eating at a real restaurant.
- Spend a few hours looking up graduate schools when you’re not even positive you can afford lunch today.
- Learn how to confidently order Indian food.
- Buy a keyboard on Amazon with the intention to learn how to play it.
- Get distracted on Twitter while trying to learn how to play the keyboard.
- Try to do a 10-minute ab routine video, and then get so out of breath that your roommate can hear you from the other room.
- Take a Buzzfeed quiz of eight.
- Watch weird Vice documentaries, and then tell your friends about them so they think that you’re cultured and sophisticated.
- Buy a $20 pull-up bar on Amazon, try to use it at home, and realize why it was so cheap while you hold a bag of frozen peas to your head.
- See what the old people are up to on Facebook.
- Watch compilations of emotional sports moments while someone chops onions nearby.
- Try to make a meme.
- Find out which Hogwarts house you belong to. Lie on the second test if you’re not satisfied with the results.
- Watch a video on how to give yourself a haircut.
- Watch a video on how to give yourself stitches.
