Disturbing reports are coming in from all corners of the Nonahood. The Lake Nona area has recently become flooded with several new breeds of wild animals. Even more disturbing, it seems that this situation is not isolated to our community. It appears to have reached a global scale, and no one is quite sure what to make of it. The phenomenon has led many intrepid neighbors to … [Read more...]
Medical City at Forefront of Fight Against Narcissism Epidemic – The Scallion
Researchers in Medical City are making groundbreaking advancements toward reversing a decade-long increase in the number of diagnosed cases of the disease Narcissista Absurdum. To learn more about the disease and the progress being made, we spoke with Medical City spokesperson, Ima Write. Write said, “This has been a long and arduous journey that required cooperation among … [Read more...]
Nonahood YMCA Working to Help Children Have the Best…Summer…Ever!
When the final bell of the school year rings, children run home, eagerly anticipating the freedom of summer. A week (sometimes even days) later, parents hear the dreaded two-word phrase: “I’m bored.” Parents need not fear as the Lake Nona YMCA is making sure that children have their best summer ever thanks to a variety of programs and activities that stimulate … [Read more...]
DOT Completes Project on Time – Nonahood News Scallion
State transportation officials were left red-faced when an internal audit revealed that one of their construction projects was completed on time. A routine annual audit revealed that a small construction project was actually completed a few days ahead of schedule. Officials were further troubled by the fact that the project was also completed below budget. In an … [Read more...]
They Just Don’t Make Newsstands Like They Used to!
When I was offered a commission to design and build a rack for the Nonahood News that would be placed in the new GuideWell Innovation CoRE (Collaborative Resource Ecosystem), I jumped at the chance. I was lucky enough to get a glimpse into the inner workings of the new facility shortly before their grand opening. On that first visit, much was askew; tables were still being … [Read more...]